▊新闻不间断 The news never ends.
▊这里是哥谭市广播电台 This is tenneti GCR,
▊全天不间断 新闻早知道 you get all the news you need, all day long.
▊早上好 今天是10月15日星期四 早10:30分 气温42度 Good morning. It's 42° and 10:30 on this Thursday October 15.
▊我是斯坦戴尔 布罗德斯顿 以下是今日新闻 I'm Standale Brodston. Here's what's happening.
▊今天是垃圾车停摆第十八天 It's day eighteen of the garbage stall,
▊每日有1万吨垃圾堆积 with 10,000 tons of garbage piling up every day,
▊就连富人区也肮脏不堪 even the nicest sections of the city are looking like swamps.
▊卫生专员爱德华 奥洛克数十年来首次宣布 Health commissioner Edward O'Roark is declaring a citywide state of emergency
▊全市进入紧急状态 for the first time in decades.
▊不必等到有人死亡或者感染伤寒 There's no need to wait until somebody dies or comes down with typhoid fever.
▊如今事态十分严重 It's already a serious situation.
▊已经波及到市里的每一个人 It's something that affects almost everyone in the city,
▊无论什么身份 住在哪 no matter who they are or where they live.
▊你在任何一条街上都不会看不见垃圾和老鼠 You can't go down no one avenue without seeing nothing but garbage and rats.
▊这已经开始影响到我的生意了 It's starting to affect my business when customers
▊因为垃圾问题顾客都进不了门 can't get in here because of garbage situation.
▊在外面 就算没有闻到味儿 When out there, not just smell it,
▊光看着就很恶心了 but I think to look at it, its terrible.
▊对我倒没啥影响 除了那难闻的气味 实在是太恶心了 It don't affect me, except for the the very bad smell, it's horrific.
▊太糟了 The mess.
▊我在这个国家生活了50年了 从没见过这种事 I've been in this country for 50 years and I've never seen anything like it.
▊这个世界是怎么了 What is this world coming to?
▊让那些当官的找个屋子赶紧谈谈怎么解决问题 Put them in the room there and sit there and talk 'till they got it over with.
▊不管24小时 48小时 还是多久 24 hours, 48 hours, how long it takes.
▊我觉得让国民警卫队来把垃圾收拾干净这个主意不错 The Idea of the National Guard pulling in and cleaning up, it's good idea!
▊其他新闻 建筑业房东们 In other news the Building Industry of Landlords today
▊对最近燃油价格上涨表示担忧 expressed concern over the latest increase in heating oil prices.
▊一些地铁附近的流浪汉被查出... Rangers in the Metro area are searched to fill them in...
flower tub 字幕组制作
字幕 Nilnuwan 翻译\时间轴 阿花 校对 一桶
肯尼乐行 歇业大酬宾
就这么着 Let's get it.
-老哥你鞋怎么了啊 -衣服不错哈 - Yo, what's up with your shoes, bro? - Nice outfit, huh?
你想当个小丑就得出点丑 对吧 If you're gonna be a clown, at least you can be a bill-boy, you know that, right?
-嘿 -停下 - Hey! - Stop it!
-快跑快跑 -嘿 - Go! Go! Go! - Hey!
-快点凯尔 快跑 -我们拿到牌子了 - Come on, Kyle, let's go! - We've got the sign!
来次够 Let's go!
-停下 -快点 - Stop there! - Come on!
小心 小心 Watch your go! Watch your go!
来追我呀 小丑 Make me stop, clown.
嘿 Hey!
来啊小丑 你抓不着 C'mon clown, you are not catching up.
拦住他们 Stop them!
快来 Come on!
-快点 -让开 - Come on! - Get out of the way!
拦住他们 Stop them!
嘿 Hey!
你们这些混蛋 You bastards.
来 揍他 Come on, beat his ass up.
这货弱爆了 啥也干不成 Come on, this guy's weak, can't do nothing.
使劲 使劲 Harder! Harder!
揍扁他 拿他东西 Beat him up. Take his stuff.
-快走快走 快点 - Let's go, let's go! - Come on, come on, come on!
快走快走 Let's go, let's go, let's go!
是我的错觉 Is it just me,
还是这个世界变得愈发疯狂 or is it getting crazier out there?
确实令人焦虑 It is certainly tense.
人们提不起劲 People are upset.
他们奋力挣扎 They're struggling.
寻求工作 Looking for work.
怎奈世道艰难啊 These are tough times.
你呢 How 'bout you?
你还在写日记吗 Have you been keeping up with your journal?
没错 夫人 Yes, Ma'am.
很好 Great.
你今天带来了吗 Did you bring it with you?
亚瑟... Arthur...
上次我要求你把日记带来 last time I asked you to bring your journal with you
来辅助治疗 for these appointments.
能让我看看吗 Can I see it?
我用它来记日记 I've been using it as a...As a journal,
但也同时是个笑话本 but also as a joke diary.
记了一些段子或见闻 Funny thoughts or observations.
我想我告诉过你我想当一个脱口秀演员 I think I told you I'm pursuing a career in stand-up comedy.
不 你没说过 No, you didn't.
我觉得我说过 I think I did.
我只希望我的死亡能比我的人生更有价值 "I just hope my death makes more cents than my life."
来这儿的感觉怎么样 How does it feel to have to come here?
与别人沟通会好点吗 Does it help to have someone to talk to?
我想我被关在医院时感觉会更好点 I think I felt better when I was locked up in a hospital.
你有没有想过 And having thought more about
为啥被关起来 why you were locked up?
谁知道呢 Who knows?
我想知道你能让医生给我再加点药吗 I was wondering if you could ask the doctor to increase my medication?
亚瑟 你已经有七种药了 Arthur, you're on seven different medications.
当然了 它们肯定是有疗效的 Surely, they must be doing something.
我只是不想再感到更糟了 I just don't want to feel so bad anymore.
你能别再逗我娃儿了吗 Can you please stop bothering my kid?
-坐下 -我没逗他... - Sit! - I wasn't bothering him...
-闭嘴 -我只是... - Just stop! - I was...
咋着 你觉得这很逗吗 What, you think that's funny?
骚瑞 我有疾 ...I'm sorry, I have a co...
原谅我的大笑 我生病了
"It's a medical condition causing sudden, frequent" 一种经常性 亦或频繁的
and uncontrollable laughter that doesn't match 不受控制的大笑症状
how you feel. It can happen in people with a brain 容易引起他人不适
"injury or certain neurological conditions." 好发于有脑损伤或神经疾病的人
不好意思 I'm sorry.
笑笑 你来的时候查看邮箱了吗 Happy? Did you check the mail before you came up?
看了 妈妈 Yeah, mom.
没东西 Nothing.
▊就在今晚 你认为局势不会变得更糟的时候 And finally tonight, just when you thought it couldn't get any worse.
▊有关部门指出这座城市正被无数老鼠围困 Authorities are saying the city is under siege by scores of rats.
▊而且不只是普通老鼠 -是超级老鼠 -也更难被消灭 - And not just any rats - super rats. - More hard to kill.
他肯定没收到我的信 He must not be getting any of my letters.
这可是托马斯韦恩 妈妈 It's Thomas Wayne, mom.
-他可是个大忙人 -哦 得了吧 - He is a busy man. - Oh, please.
我为他们家族工作很多年了 I worked for that family for years.
至少他会回个信 The least he could do is write back.
得了 别跟自己过不去 快吃吧 Here, all worked up. Eat.
-你快吃吧 -你也吃吧 - You need to eat. - You need to eat.
瞧你瘦的 How skinny you are.
他会是一个伟大的市长 大家都这么说 He will make a great mayor. Everybody says so.
哦 是吗 大家是谁 Oh, yeah? Everybody who?
-谁跟你说的 -新闻上的人说的 - Who do you talk to? - Well, everybody on the news.
他是拯救城市的不二人选 He is the only one who could save the city.
他欠我们的 He owes it to us.
坐好 马上开始了 Come, sit. It's starting.
又来了 Oh, my!
▊哥谭市NCB工作室为您呈现 From NCB studios in Gotham city!
▊与莫里 富兰克林同行 It's Live with Murray Franklin!
▊今晚莫里将请来桑德拉 温格 Tonight Murray welcomes, Sandra Winger,
▊喜剧演员思齐普 拜伦以及钢琴师造型的叶尔登和尚特尔 comedian Skip Byron and the piano styling of Yeldon & Chantel!
▊还有莫里的老搭档 Joining Murray as always,
▊埃利斯 德兰和他的爵士乐团 Ellis Drane and his Jazz Orchestra.
▊接下来 有请 And now, without further ado,
▊莫里 富兰克林 Murray Franklin!
谢谢 Thank you.
看来今天来了不少迷人的观众 We've got a great looking audience today.
-莫里 - Yeah! - Murray!
哇哦 谢谢 谢谢 Wow. Thank you. Thank you.
谢谢 Thank you.
那么 各位想必听说了如今城里的超级老鼠吧 So, everybody's heard about the super rats stutter in Gotham now, right?
那么 现在 市长说他有办法来解决 Well, today, the mayor said he has a solution.
你们知道是什么吗 You ready for this?
超级猫咪 Super cats.
不过话说回来 我认为这些家伙们... But no, serious it is, I mean these guys are...
我爱你 莫里 I love you, Murray!
我也爱你 I love you, too.
嘿 鲍比 你能把灯打开吗 Hey, Bobby, will you put the lights on?
那位是谁 是你吗 Who is that? Was that you?
你想起来 对吗 You wanna stand up, please?
起来 站起来一下 Stand. Stand up for me.
好嘞 There.
你叫什么 What's your name?
嗨 莫里 我是亚瑟 Hi, Murray. Arthur.
-亚瑟 -我名字叫亚瑟 - Arthur? - My name is Arthur.
好的 亚瑟 你有点与众不同 我看得出 Ah, okay, well, there is something special about you, Arthur. I could tell.
-你从哪来 -我就住在城里 - Where are you from? - I live right here in the city.
和我...妈妈 With my m... mother.
好了 停一下 停一下 这没什么好笑的 Okay, hold on. Hold on. There is nothing funny about that.
在我成功之前我也和我妈妈住 只有我俩 I lived with my mother before I made it. Just me and her.
在我小时候我爸出门买烟 I'm that kid who's father went out for a pack of cigarettes.
然后一去不返 And he never came back.
我理解你的感受 莫里 I know what that's like, Murray.
从我记事起 我就是家里唯一的男人了 I've been the man of the house for as long as I can remember.
我把我妈妈照顾得很好 I take good care of my mother.
你付出了这么多 她一定非常爱你 All that sacrifice, she must love you very much.
没错 She does.
她总是要我保持微笑 要笑脸迎人 She always tells me to smile and put on a happy face.
她说我在这个世界上就是为了传播笑声与欢乐 She says I was put here to spread joy and laughter.
哇哦 Wow!
我喜欢这样 非常喜欢 快上台来 I like that. I like that a lot! Come on down.
快来 你必须上台来 Come on! For that, you've got to come down.
快来 快来 Come on! Come on!
来吧 Come on!
好嘞 我们今晚可有好看的了 Okay, we've got a big show tonight.
请不要走开 我们马上回来 Stay tuned. We will be right back.
挺棒的 亚瑟 谢谢 That was great, Arthur. Thank you.
我是说 我喜欢你讲的东西 让我很开心 I mean, I loved hearing what you had to say, it made my day.
谢谢 莫里 Thanks, Murray.
你也看到了 灯光 表演 观众 所有这一切吧 You see all this, the lights, the show, the audience, all that stuff?
如果我能有一个你这样的孩子 我会立马放弃这一切 I'd give it all up in a heartbeat to have a kid like you.
你个混蛋 You're such a jerk.
-姑娘们好啊 -你好 兰德尔 - What's up, ladies? - Hey, Randall. What's up?
又是愉快的一天 Another day in chuckle town.
你还好吗 You okay?
我听说你被打了 I heard about the beat-down you took.
该死的野蛮人 Fucking savages.
只是一群孩子 我应该离他们远点 It was just a bunch of kids. I should've left them alone.
不 那样的话他们得把这儿掀个底朝天 No, they'll take everything from here if you do that.
在这撒泼 一帮畜生 All the crazy shit out there? They're animals.
你知道吗 You know what?
这个 Here.
这啥 What is it?
拿着吧 Take it.
给你的 It's for you.
你出门得保护好自己 You got to protect yourself out there,
不然你会被干死的 otherwise you're gonna get fucked.
兰德尔 Randall.
我不该有枪 I'm not supposed to have a gun.
别怕 小亚 没人知道 Don't sweat it, Art. No one has to know.
你可以改天再还我 And you can pay me back some other time.
有我罩着你 You know you're my boy.
亚瑟 霍伊特在办公室想见你 Arthur... Hoyt wants to see you in his office.
嘿 加里 你知道我一直在想什么吗 Hey, Gary, you know what I've always wondered?
不知道 No idea.
大家都叫你迷你高尔夫还是只叫高尔夫 Do you people call it miniature golf, or is it just golf to you?
给他来个猴子偷桃 加里 Punch him in the dick, Gary.
哈喽 霍伊特 Hello, Hoyt.
加里说 你想见我 Gary said you wanted to see me?
喜剧事业怎么样 当成单口相声艺术家了么 How's the comedy career? You're a famous stand-up yet?
还没 Not quite.
还在整理我的包袱 Just been working on my material.
先别坐 就讲几句话 No, don't sit. This will be quick.
听着 我喜欢你 亚瑟 Look. I like you, Arthur.
你知道 这有很多人觉得你是个怪咖 但我还是喜欢你 You know, lot of the guys here think you're a freak, but I like you.
我甚至不知道为啥喜欢你 I don't even know why I like you.
但是我又接到了投诉 But I got another complaint.
这让我有点不高兴了 是肯尼乐行 And it's starting to piss me off. Kenny's Music.
他们说你人没了 The guy said you disappeared.
没把广告牌还给他 Never even returned his sign.
因为我被人打了 Because I got jumped.
你没听说吗 Didn't you hear?
因为一个牌子 For a sign?
胡说八道 完全没有道理 It's bullshit. It doesn't make sense,
把他的牌子还给他 just give him his sign back.
看在老天的份上 他要停业了 亚瑟 He's going out of business for God's sake, Arthur.
我为啥会留着那牌子 Why would I keep that sign?
为什么有人要干什么事 这我特么哪知道 How the fuck do I know? Why does anybody do anything?
如果你不把牌子还回去 If you don't return the sign,
我就扣你工资 I got to take it out of your pay check.
明白吗 Are we clear?
听好了 我想帮你 懂吗 Listen, I'm trying to help you. Okay?
我再跟你说点别的 Now I tell you something else.
其他人 在你身边觉得不适 亚瑟 The other guys, they don't feel comfortable around you, Arthur.
因为都大家觉得你是个怪咖 明白吗 Because people think you're weird, okay?
我不能再置之不理 And I can't have that around me.
我想...我想把这事儿解决... I want it... I want it to work out...
等一下 等一下 Wait, wait, wait! Wait!
谢了 Thank you.
这破楼太糟心了 不是么 This building is so awful, isn't it?
这破楼太糟心 是吧 妈咪 This building is so awful, right, mommy?
是啊 宝贝 我听到了 吉吉 Yeah, sweetie. I hear you, GiGi.
太糟心了 妈咪 It's so awful, mommy.
对吧 妈咪 Right, mommy?
-好极了 -这破楼太糟心了 不是么 - It's great. - This building's so awful, isn't it?
嘿 Hey.
来吧 Come on.
把头抬一下 Head up.
或许是邮差把他们扔了 Maybe the mailman is throwing them away.
妈妈 为啥这些信对你这么重要 Mom, why are these letters so important to you?
-你觉得他会怎么做 -他会帮我们 - What do you think he's gonna do? - He's gonna help us.
你给他们家干啥 You worked for them, what?
干了30年 30 years ago?
他为啥要帮我们 Why would he help us?
因为托马斯 韦恩是个好人 Because Thomas Wayne is a good man.
如果他知道我们的处境 If he knew how we were living,
如果他看到这地儿 他会很难过的 if he saw this place, it would make him sick.
我只能跟你这么解释了 I can't explain it to you any better than that.
我不想你再操心钱 I don't want you worrying about money.
或着我 Or me.
大家都说我可以到俱乐部里表演脱口秀 Everybody's telling me that my stand-up is ready for the big clubs.
可是 笑笑 你为什么会觉得自己有这个能力呢 But, Happy, what makes you think you could do that?
-什么意思 -我意思是 - What do you mean? - I mean...
当喜剧演员不是要搞笑才行吗 don't you have to be funny to be a comedian?
嘿 你叫什么 Hey, what's your name?
亚瑟 Arthur.
嘿 亚瑟 Hey, Arthur.
你跳的还真不赖 You're a really good dancer.
我知道 I know.
有谁不知道呢 And who is not?
他 Him.
笑笑 是什么声音 你没事吧 Happy! What was that? Are you okay?
妈妈 啥 Mom, what?
有枪声 你听到那声音了吗 That noise! Did you hear that noise?
我...我在看一部老战争片 I'm... I'm watching an old war movie!
关小点声 Turn it down!
抱歉 妈妈 sorry, mom.
很高兴看到有夫妻来观看我的节目 It's nice to see these couples are at my show.
我有妻子 我们超爱玩角色扮演 I have a wife, we love to role play.
是的 当然 很有情趣 Yes. Yes, very sexy.
我最喜欢的一个是... My favorite one right now is...
教授和通过我的课程才能毕业的学生 professor and senior who really needs to pass my class to graduate.
是的 Yes.
让我告诉你是怎么玩的 So I tell you how I operate.
我是著名的新英格兰大学的教授 I'm a professor at a prestigious New England university.
我妻子是我所教的西方文明史入门课的学生 And my wife is a senior in my intro to western civ.
我懂 但是为啥她...会上入门课程 I know, I know, why is she... Why is she a senior in intro?
这我可不信 I didn't buy it either.
她在周一到周三的3点到5点之间来找我 So she comes to me during my office hours,
那正好是我上班时间 Monday and Wednesday 3:00 to 5:00,
然后她说 -打扰一下 路易斯教授 and she says, - excuse me, professor Lewis.
我不能在学校用我的真名 因为他们不收犹太人 I can't use my real last name at this collage 'cause they don't hire Jews.
这问题当我得到终身教职我会解决的 但是现在 Something I'll address once I have a tenure, but for now.
她说 -打扰了 路易斯教授 She says, - excuse me professor Lewis.
我觉得我可能过不了西方文明史入门课了 I think I might be in danger of failing intro to western civ.
我想让你知道 为了能通过这门课我愿意做任何事 And I just want you to know I'm willing to do anything to pass.
我说 任何事 她说 是的 I said "anything?", and she says "Aah".
经常观察好笑的事 成人笑话总是很有趣
The worst part of having a mental illness is people expect you to behave as if you DONT. 患精神疾病最糟之处便是人们希望你表现得如同你没有患病
哦 嘿 Oh. Hey.
嘿 Hey.
今天是你在跟踪我吗 Were you following me today?
是吧 Yeah.
我就知道是你 I thought that was you.
我希望你能抢了这地方 I was hoping you'd come in and rob the place.
我有枪 I have a gun.
我明天再来 I'll come by tomorrow.
你太有趣了亚瑟 You're so funny, Arthur.
是啊... Yeah...
你知道吗 我是个单口相声演员 You know, I... I do stand-up comedy.
你应该找个时间来看看演出 You should maybe come and see a show sometime.
我会的 I could do that.
当真 Yeah?
当然 告我个时间 Yeah. You let me know when?
好啊 Yeah.
霍伊特 求你了 Hoyt, please.
我爱这份工作 I love this job.
亚瑟 我想知道你为啥去个儿童医院要带着枪 Arthur, I need to know why you brought a gun into a kids hospital.
这是我 我表演的一部分 It's a part. It's part of my act now.
扯犊子 瞎特么扯 That's bullshit! Bullshit!
哪门子的小丑会特么的带着枪 What kind of a clown carries a fucking gun?
再说了 兰德尔跟我说你上周从他那儿买了把.38 Besides, Randall told me you tried to buy a .38 off him last week.
-兰德尔跟你说的 -你搞砸了 亚瑟 - Randall told you that? - You're fuck up, Arthur.
而且还撒谎 And a liar.
你被炒了 You're fired!
我跟你说 她想要我的电话 我们应该留下来 I'm telling you, she wanted my number. We should have just stayed.
你喝大了吧 老哥 她对啥都不感兴趣 You're dreaming, man. She wasn't interested... at all.
你脑子烧了吧 你没看见我俩跳舞的时候挨得多近了吗 Are you nuts? Did you see how close we were dancing!?
她恋爱了 老哥 She was in love, bro.
她迫不及待想离开你 She couldn't wait to get away from you.
瑞安 瑞安 我疯了吗 告诉他你看到的 Ryan. Ryan, am I crazy? Tell him what you saw.
嘿 想来点薯条么 Hey. You want some french fries?
哈喽... Hello...?
-我跟你说话呢 嘿 -不了 谢谢 - I'm talking to you. Hey. - No, thank you.
确定 You sure?
味道不错 They're really good.
别不理他 他只是想对你好 Don't ignore him. He's being nice to you.
这很好笑吗 混蛋 Is something funny, asshole?
臭婊子 Bitch!
♪ 这岂不是很荒唐吗 Isn't it rich?
♪ 我们可真的是一对 Are we a pair?
♪ 我好不容易终于踩到了地面 Me here at last on the ground
♪ 而你则依然悬在半空中 And you in mid-air
♪ 送小丑进场 send in the clowns
♪ 真是天赐良缘 Isn't it bliss，
♪ 你是否也这么想 Don't you approve?
求你 不要 Please. Don't.
♪ 我们俩一个四处游荡 One who keeps tearing around,
♪ 一个动弹不得 one who can't move
♪ 小丑在哪里 where are the clowns
♪ 应该有小丑才对 There ought to be clowns
那么 老弟 告诉我 什么他妈的这么好笑 So, buddy, tell us. What's so fucking funny?
没什么 我... Nothing. I...
我有...有一种疾病 I have a... I have a condition.
我来告诉你得了什么病 混蛋玩意 I'll tell you what you have, asshole.
想来干一架 哈 把他抓牢了 We've got a kicker, huh? Hey, hold him steady, hold him steady.
吃屎吧 怪胎 Stay down, freak!
不 不 No! No!
救命啊 救命 Hey! Help! Help!
嘿 Hey!
车门关闭 远离车门 Stay clear of the closing doors.
我看报上说是一个画了浓妆的家伙 I read it was a guy in a full make-up.
不 它说的是带的面具 No, it says right here it was a mask.
不管怎样 我觉得这对咱们生意有好处 Either way, I think it's good for business.
每张报纸上都有小丑 They got clowns in front of every newspaper.
-大个子 有什么好消息么 -嘿 - Big man, what's the good word? - Hey.
嘿 亚瑟 我听说你的事儿了 Hey, Arthur. I heard what happened.
很抱歉 哥们 Sorry, mate.
是啊 看起来不公平啊 Yeah, it doesn't seem fair,
你就那么被炒了 you get fired like that.
你真的带枪去了儿童医院么 小亚 Did you really bring a gun to the children's hospital, Arty?
你为啥要那么干啊 What the fuck would you do that for?
是你的新表演么 亚瑟 Is that part of your new act, Arthur?
如果你跳的不搞笑 你就要给自己来一枪 If your dancing doesn't do the trick, you just gonna shoot yourself?
你们怎么不问问兰德尔怎么回事 Why don't you ask Randall about it?
这可是他的枪 It was his gun.
什么 我好像还欠着你枪呢 对吧 - What? - I still owe you for that, don't I?
你他妈说什么呢 What the fuck are you talking about?
别扯淡了 小亚 Stop talking outta your ass, Art!
哦 不 Oh, no!
我忘了打卡 I forgot to punch out.
▊市局仍在试图调查清楚 And as our city tries to make sense of the brutal
▊上周地铁上发生的三起凶杀案 triple murder on the subway last week.
▊我们邀请到了托马斯 韦恩 We're joined by Thomas Wayne.
-笑笑快看 托马斯 韦恩上电视了 ▊他始终心系着这场悲剧 - Happy, look. Thomas Wayne's on TV. He has a personnel connection this tragedy.
知道了 妈妈 Yes, mother.
▊谢谢节目组的邀请 Thanks for having me on show.
他们在谈那起可怕的地铁凶杀案 They're asking him about those horrible subway murders.
▊谢谢你 托马斯 我想你对此一定非常难过 Thank you, Thomas. I know this is a difficult time for you.
为什么找他 Why him?
看起来像是他的同事 Looks like his compaign.
▊是的 他们三个都在韦恩投资公司工作 Yes, all three of them worked for Wayne investments.
▊善良 正直 有教养 Good, decent, educated,
▊不过 我本人并不认识他们 although, I didn't know any of them personally.
▊就像所有的韦恩员工一样 从始至终 他们都是一家人 Like all the Wayne employees, past and present, they were family.
你听见了吧 我就说嘛 我们是一家人 You hear that! I told you. We're family.
▊如今这个城市的仇富情绪似乎在日益高涨 There now seems to be a a groundswell of anti-rich sentiment in the city.
▊好像我们穷苦的居民们都站在凶手一边 It's almost as if our less fortunate residents are taken the side of the killer.
▊没错 实在令人失望 Yes and it's a shame.
▊这也是我考虑竞选市长的原因之一 It's one of the reasons why I'm considering a run for mayor.
▊哥谭已迷失方向 Gotham has lost its way.
▊你怎么看待有目击者说嫌犯是戴着小丑面具的人 What about the eyewitness report of the suspect being a man in a clown mask?
▊嗯 我觉得合乎情理 Well, it makes total sense to me.
▊什么样的懦夫会做这种冷血无情的事 What kind of a coward would do something that cold-blooded?
▊是那些躲在面具后面的人 Someone who hides behind a mask.
▊那些嫉妒别人比自己更幸运的家伙 Someone who is envious of those more fortunate than themselves,
▊他们恐惧露出自己的真实面目 yet they're too scared to show their own face.
▊除非他们能够改过自新 And until all those kind of people change for the better.
▊我们生活中那些能够成就自我的人 Those of us who've made something of our lives,
▊看待这些一无是处的人 will always look at those who haven't
▊如小丑一般 as nothing but clowns.
▊托马斯 韦恩 谢谢您今早能来 Thomas Wayne, thank you for coming in this morning.
这一点儿也不好笑 It's not funny.
前几天我在广播里听了这首歌 I heard this song on the radio the other day.
唱歌的那哥们 And the guy was singing,
名叫卡尼沃（狂欢节） that his name was Carnival.
-亚瑟 -这太疯狂了 - Arthur. - It's just crazy,
因为那是我的小丑名字 在工作中的 because that's my clown name. At work.
但直到不久前 But until a while ago
好像还没人见过我 it was like nobody ever saw me.
即便我不知道我是否真实存在 Even I didn't know if I really existed.
亚瑟 我有几个坏消息要告诉你 Arthur, I have some bad news for you.
你没在听我说话 对吧 You don't listen, do you?
我想你从未 I don't think you ever
真正听过我说什么 really hear me.
你只是每周问我相同的问题 You just ask the same questions every week:
工作如何 "How was your job?"
有没有产生什么消极的想法 "Are you having any negative thoughts?"
等我有了消极的想法 All I have are negative thoughts.
你却不会听 即便如此 But you don't listen. Anyway,
我也说 I said,
我整个人生 for my whole life
都在怀疑我是否真实存在 I didn't know if I even really existed.
我知道了 But I do.
人们也注意到了 And people are starting to notice.
他们削减了我们的经费 They've cut our funding.
办公室下周就要关门了 We're closing down our offices next week.
市里全面缩减经费 社工也是其中一部分 The city's cut funding across the board, social services is part of that.
这是我们最后一次见面了 This is the last time we will be meeting.
好吧 Okay.
他们根本不在乎你这样的人 亚瑟 They don't give a shit about people like you, Arthur.
同样也不在乎我这样的 And they really don't give a shit about people like me, either.
操 Oh, fuck.
那现在我该怎么拿药 How am I supposed to get my medication now?
我该跟谁说话 Who do I talk to?
很抱歉 亚瑟 I'm sorry, Arthur.
我觉得...我觉得大部分女性看待性就像买车一样 I think, uh... I think most women look at sex like buying a car.
比如 我能从长远来看待这段关系吗 You know, like, "can I see myself in this long term?"
他安全吗 可靠吗 Is it safe. Is it reliable?
会毁了我吗 Could it kill me?
大部分男性看性就像停车一样 我们就像 这有个位置 Most guys look at sex like parking a car. We're like "there's a spot".
那也有个位置 那得工作 "There is another spot, that would work."
哦 我得掏钱么 没关系 "Oh, I have to pay? Never mind."
残疾人吗 希望没人能看到我们 "Handicapped? Hope no one sees us."
好了我的时间到了 谢谢你们伙计们 Alright that's my time. Thank you very much, guys.
所有人 再来一次 One more time, ya' all.
好了 接下来这位演员形容他自己是哥谭毕生居民 Alright, this next comic describes himself as a lifelong Gotham resident
他从小就被告知说 who from a young age was always told that:
他生命的意义就是给这个黑暗阴冷的世界带来欢笑与快乐 "his purpose in life was to bring laughter and joy into this cold, dark world."
嗯...好的 Umm.. okay.
让我们热烈欢迎亚瑟 弗莱克 Please help me welcome Arthur Fleck, ya' all. Arthur Fleck.
大家好 很高兴来到这里... Hello, it's good to be here...
我小时候... I hate...
我小时候讨厌上学... I... I hated school as a kid.
我讨厌上学在我...小时候 I hated school as a... as a kid.
但我妈妈经常说 But my mother would always say,
你应该好好享受 总有一天你得靠工作来养活自己 "you should enjoy it. One day you'll have to work for a living."
不我不会的 妈妈 我要当一个喜剧演员 "No I won't, Ma. I'm gonna be a comedian!"
这就是我的故事 Here is one.
有一天我在想 You know, I was just thinking the other day,
为什么有钱人那么... why are the rich people so...
你相信那玩意么 Do you believe that shit?
去他妈的 Fuck 'em!
小丑义警？
我觉得做这事儿的人是个英雄 I think the guy that did it is a hero.
哥谭市少了三个混蛋 只剩下一百万个了 Three less pricks in Gotham city, only a million more to go.
▊我知道你会怎么想 I know what you're gonna be thinking.
▊伙计 感谢你逗我笑 And buddy, as always thanks for the laughs.
▊那么 再见了 你还会再来的对吧 我希望如此 Sure, will see you again. You will be here, right? I hope.
▊明晚 我们邀请到了戴安娜 哈德森 Tomorrow night, we have Diana Hudson,
▊格里格 戈登以及动物专家休 利特尔 Grieg Gordon, and animal expert Hugh Little.
▊感谢您的观看 Thanks for watching.
▊晚安 请永远铭记 Good night. And always remember
▊纵情人生 "That's Life".
纵情人生 That's life.
妈妈 醒醒 我们去床上睡 Mom, time to wake up. We go to bed.
不 笑笑 No, Happy.
我给他重新写了封信 I wrote him a new letter.
来吧 和我跳个舞 Come on, dance with me.
给托马斯 韦恩 那很重要 For Thomas Wayne. That's important.
你喷了古龙水 You smell like cologne.
因为我刚有个重要约会 Because I just had a big date.
别忘了把它寄出去 Just don't forget to mail it.
亲爱的托马斯
如你所知我非常爱你
我知道我们的爱给我们俩带来了多少苦难
我和你儿子都需要帮助
你是我们唯一的希望
亚瑟是个善良的孩子
或许有些悲伤 但依旧是个好孩子
和他住在一起很幸福
永远爱你 佩妮 弗莱克
你这是要害死我 你会让我很难过的 You're gonna kill me! You're gonna give me a hard time!
-我不会让你... -不要 不要 - I won't give you a... - No! No!
你什么时候消气我再跟你说话 I'm not talking to you until you stop being angry!
好吧 Okay.
好 Okay.
我消气了 妈妈 I'm not angry, mom.
我不生气了 I'm not angry.
拜托 Please.
妈妈 是真的么 Mom, is this real?
他是个不同寻常的人 笑笑 He is an extraordinary man, Happy.
他是个大权在握的人 He is a very powerful man.
我们相爱了 We were in love.
他说为了面子 我们最好不要在一起 He said it was best if we would not be together because of appearances.
我没有告诉任何人是因为 And I couldn't tell anyone because,
好吧 well,
我签署了一份文件 I signed some papers.
况且 你可以想到人们对此会如何评价 And besides, you can imagine what people would say about
托马斯和我... Thomas and me and...
他们怎么说你 what they'd say about you.
他们怎么说你了妈妈 What would they say, mom?
你好 Hi.
你叫什么 What's your name?
我叫布鲁斯 I'm Bruce.
布鲁斯 Bruce.
我是亚瑟 I'm Arthur.
这样才好嘛 That's better.
布鲁斯 布鲁斯 Bruce! Bruce!
离那人远点 没事儿 我是个好人 - Get away from that man. - It's okay. I'm a good guy.
你干啥呢 你是谁啊 What are you doing? Who are you?
我来这儿见韦恩先生 I'm here to see Mr. Wayne.
好吧 你不该跟他儿子讲话 Well, you shouldn't be speaking to his son.
-你给他的这些花是哪来的 不 那不是真花 - Where did you get him these flowers? - No, they're not real.
那是...魔法 It's... magic.
-我只是想让他笑 -好吧 这一点也不可笑 不是么 - I was just trying to make him smile. - Well, It's not funny, is it?
要我报警么 Do I need to call the police?
不 别 No, please.
我妈妈叫佩妮 My mother's name is Penny.
佩妮 弗莱克 Penny Fleck.
他几年前在这工作过 She used to work here years ago.
你能跟韦恩先生说我要见他么 Can you please tell Mr. Wayne I need to see him?
你是她儿子 You're her son?
是啊 Yeah.
你认识她 Did you know her?
我知道他俩的事 I know about the two of them.
她什么都跟我说了 She told me everything.
这没什么好知道的 There's nothing to know.
他俩没关系 There is no "them".
你母亲有妄想症 Your mother was delusional.
-她得病了 -别这么说 - She was a sick woman. - Don't say that.
走吧 Just go.
你肯定弄错了 Before you make a fool of yourself.
托马斯 韦恩是我父亲 Thomas Wayne is my farther.
他遗弃了我 He left me!
放手 Let go!
保持你的呼吸在15度左右 Keep your respiration's around 15.
慢点 要上台阶了 Slow, there're some stairs coming up.
妈妈 Mom?
-出什么事了 -你是谁 - What happened? - Who are you?
-我是她儿子 -哦 太好了 - I'm her son. - Oh, great.
-怎么了 -你也许能帮我们弄清楚 - What happened? - You can probably help us out to decide.
-我们也不知道怎么回事 -先上救护车 - We don't know what happened yet. - Hop in the back of the ambulance.
小心 还有一阶台阶 Come on. We have one more left.
呼吸不通畅 来 把她抬上去 I'm getting a little resistence here. Come on, give her a lift.
把头放好 Position her head.
抬起来 Lift.
打扰一下 先生 Excuse me, sir.
-你母亲有在服用什么药物吗 -没有 - Does your mother take any medications? - No.
-对不起 我听不清 -没有 - Excuse me, I can't hear you. - No.
先生你最后一次跟她讲话是什么时候 Sir, what was the last time you spoke to her?
我不知道 I don't know.
弗莱克先生 Mr. Fleck.
抱歉打扰一下 我是加里蒂探员 Sorry to bother you. I'm detective Garrity.
这是我的搭档伯克探员 This is my partner detective Burke.
我们有几个问题想问你 但是你不在家 We had a few questions for you, but you weren't home.
所以...我们和你母亲谈了一下 So... we spoke with your mother.
哦 Oh.
你们跟她讲什么了 What did you say to her?
-这是你们干的 -啥 - Did you do this? - What?
没有 No.
不不不 我们只是问了她几个问题 No, no. No, we just asked her some questions.
然后她就情绪失控了... And she got hysterical..
呼吸急促 Hyperventilating,
然后就昏倒了 重重地撞到了头部 then collapsed and hit her head pretty hard.
是的 医生说她中风了 Yeah, the doctor said she had a stroke.
对此我们表示很遗憾 We're sorry to hear about that.
但就像我说的 我仍然有几个问题想问你 But like I said, I still has some questions for you.
是关于上周的地铁凶杀案 They're about the subway killings that happened last week.
-你听说了对吧 -是的 - You've heard about them, right? - Yeah.
-太残忍了 -没错 - It's horrible. - Right.
所以我们和你的老板谈过了 So with spoke with your boss over at... Ha-Ha's.
他说你因持枪进入儿童医院而被开除了 He said you were fired for bringing a gun into the children's hospital.
-这是真的吗 弗莱克先生 -那只是个道具- - Is that true, Mr. Fleck? - It was a prop.
是我表演的一部分 It was part of my act.
我是个派对小丑 I'm a party clown.
好的 那么你为什么被开除呢 Alright, so why were you fired?
他们说我不够有趣 They said I wasn't funny enough.
你能想象的到么 Can you imagine that?
如果可以的话 If you don't mind,
我要去照顾我母亲了 I have to go and take care of my mother.
你的老板给了我们你的卡片 Your boss also gave us one of your cards.
关于你的患这种病 大笑 This condition of yours, laughing.
是真的 还是某种小丑情结 Is it real, or some sort of a clown thing?
-小丑情结 -是的 - "A clown thing?" - Yeah.
我是指 你表演的一部分 I mean, part of your act?
你怎么看 What do you think?
这是出口 It's exit only.
她会没事的 She's gonna be okay.
我去喝杯咖啡 I'll get a coffee.
-你想来一杯吗 -好啊 - You want one? - Yeah.
▊那天晚上我告诉我的小儿子 比利 So, the other night I told my youngest son, Billy,
▊你们知道的 最小的...不太聪明的那个 you know, the new one, the... Not so bright one,
▊我...我跟他说垃圾工人还在继续罢工 比利 I... I told him the garbage strike is still going on, Billy,..
▊然后他说 我没开玩笑 比利说 And he says, and I'm not kidding, Billy says,
▊那么我们的垃圾从哪来的呢 "So where are we gonna get all our garbage from?".
▊最后 And finally,
▊在这个世界上每个人都认为他们可以胜任我的工作 in a world where everyone thinks they could do my job,
▊我们从哥谭市的波戈喜剧俱乐部里拿到了这盘录像带 we got this video tape from Pogo's comedy club right here in Gotham.
▊有个家伙觉得如果你一直在笑，总会让别人觉得好笑 Here's a guy who thinks if you just keep laughing, it'll somehow make you funny.
▊我们来瞧瞧这个小丑 Check out this joker.
哦不 Oh, no!
▊我小时候讨厌上学 I hated school as a kid.
▊但是我妈妈经常说 But my mother would always say,
▊你应该好好享受 总有一天你要靠工作来养活自己 "You know, you should enjoy it. One day you'll have to work for a living."
▊不我不会的 妈妈 我要当一个喜剧演员 "No I won't, Ma. I'm gonna be a comedian!"
▊你应该听你妈妈的话 You should have listened to your mother.
▊再来一遍 再来一遍 鲍比 And one more. One more, Bobby.
▊呃...让我们再看一遍 我喜欢这家伙 Uh... let's see one more. I love this guy.
▊真有趣 It's funny.
▊在我小的时候 When I was a little boy
▊跟别人说我想当个喜剧演员 and told people I was gonna be a comedian,
▊每个人都嘲笑我 everyone laughed at me.
▊如今 没人笑了 Well, no one's laughing now.
▊哥们 你说的没错啊 You can say that again, pal.
▊好啦 Alright,
▊-今夜我们将给您带来一场精彩的表演 -当然 - We've got a great show for you tonight. - Sure.
▊接下来上场的是演员琼 穆里根 Here actress Joan Mulligan,
▊以及梅璐班和坚挺乐队带来的全新曲目 and new music from Melruban and the stiff.
▊随着市区局势的日益加剧 As tensions mount around the metro area
▊斯托克市长恳请大家冷静下来 mayor Stokes has pleaded for cooler heads to prevail.
▊市政服务受到影响 City services has been affected
▊在这场暴动中 一些商家依然决定停止营业 and some businesses have decided to remain closed amid the unrest.
▊记者查克斯蒂文为您报道 Chuck Stevens filed this report.
▊这座城市持续数周的愤怒与怨恨 The anger and resentment that's been building in the city for weeks
▊似乎一触即发 seem close to exploding.
▊今天 有众多扮成小丑模样的示威者走上街头 Protesters, many dressed as clowns, took the streets today
▊这几场针对上层人士的游行示威 in one of the several demonstrations taking on the city's elite,
▊也包括了韦恩家外部的一场大型集会 including a massive rally outside the Wayne home.
▊你们在抗议什么呢 What's the point of all this?
▊***有钱人 ***韦恩 Fuck the rich! Fuck Mr. Wayne.
▊这就是他妈的目的 That's what this all fucking thing was about.
▊***的体制 Fuck all this system!
▊最近宣布竞选市长的韦恩将出席一场慈善活动 Wayne, who recently announced his running for mayor will be attending the benefit.
▊你或许还记得 托马斯韦恩曾首次称呼这些哥谭市民为 You might remember, it was Thomas Wayne who first referred to
▊跳梁小丑 many of Gotam's residents as "clowns".
▊至今 他依然没有为此道歉 Today, he offered little in way of an apology.
▊好的 我想说的是 那些人有毛病 Well, what I will say is, there's something wrong with those people.
▊我是来帮助他们的 我将助他们脱贫 And I'm here to help them. I'm gonna lift them out of poverty,
▊让他们生活更好 这也是我竞选的原因 help make they're lives better. That's why I'm running.
▊他们可能意识不到 但我是他们唯一的希望 They may not realize it, but I'm their only hope.
打倒韦恩 - Down with Wayne! - Down with Wayne!
需要帮忙吗 伙计 Can I help you, pal?
我不知道该说什么 I don't know what to say.
你想要签名还是什么 Do you want an autograph or something?
不 No.
我叫亚瑟 My name is Arthur.
佩妮 弗莱克是我妈妈 Penny Fleck is my mother.
天呐 Jesus.
你就是昨天那个来我庄园的人 You're the guy that came to my house yesterday?
是的 Yes.
我很抱歉突然来访 I'm sorry I just showed up.
我妈妈把一切都告诉我了 Well, my mother told me everything.
我不得不跟你谈谈 And I had to talk to you,
-你知道的 -听好 伙计 我不是你父亲 - you know? - Look, pal, I'm not your father.
我想说 你怎么了 I mean, what's wrong with you?
看看我们俩 Look at us.
-我觉得你是 -好吧 但那不可能 - I think you are. - Well, that's impossible.
因为你是收养的 而我从来没有睡过你母亲 Because you were adopted and I never slept with your mother.
你想从我这得到什么 钱么 What do you want from me, money?
不 我不想 No. I don't want.
-我没有被收养 -天呐 她从没跟你说过吗 - I wasn't adopted. - Jesus. She never told you?
说过什么 Told me what?
你妈妈在为我们工作时收养了你 Your mother adopted you while she was working for us.
这不是真的 你干嘛这么说 That's not true. Why are you saying that?
因为她被捕并送进了阿卡姆州立医院 Because she was arrested and committed to Arkham State Hospital
在你很小的时候 when you were just a little boy.
你为什么说这个 Why are you saying this?
我不需要你跟我撒谎 我知道这很奇怪 I don't need you to tell me lies. I know it seems strange.
我不是想让你尴尬 I don't mean to make you uncomfortable.
我不明白大家为什么都这么粗鲁 I don't why everyone is so rude,
我不懂为什么你也这样 我不想从你这得到任何东西 and I don't why you are, I don't want anything from you.
不能温馨一点 不能有一个大大的拥抱吗 爸 Maybe a little bit of warmth, maybe a hug dad!
一点点他妈的礼节能值多少钱 How much as a little bit of fucking decency?
你们这些人怎么了 What is it with you people?!
你看见我妈痛苦的样子了吗 Did you see the way suffer my mother?
-她疯了 -她... - She's crazy. - She's... huh-huh!
-你觉得这很好笑么 -是啊... - You think this is funny? - Yeah... huh-huh!
爸爸 是我啊 Dad, it's me!
来吧... Come on...
你敢再动我儿子 我他妈宰了你 You touch my son again, I'll fucking kill you!
☎ 弗莱克先生你好 我是加里蒂探员 Hello, Mr. Fleck. This is detective Garrity.
哥谭总医院(Gotham General Hospital)是哥谭市最大的医院之一，双面人哈维登特脸部受伤时在此住过。 该医院在影片《蝙蝠侠:黑暗骑士》中被希斯莱杰所饰演的小丑炸毁
☎ 我们前天晚上在哥谭总院见过 We met the other night at the Gotham General.
☎ 我和我的搭档还有几个问题想要问你 My partner and I had a few more questions for you.
☎ 我们今天去了你的公寓 但你不在家 We stopped by your apartment today, but you weren't at home.
☎ 麻烦你听到此留言后 给我们回电 Please, give me a call when you've heard this message.
☎ 重复一遍 我是加里蒂探员 Again, this is detective Garrity.
☎ 我的电话是212...99 My number is 212... 99.
☎ 这是给亚瑟 弗莱克的留言 Uh, this message is for Arthur Fleck.
☎ 我是雪莉 伍兹 是莫里 富兰克林秀的工作人员 My name is Shirley Woods, I work on the Murray Franklin show.
☎ 我不知道你看没看 I don't know if you're aware,
☎ 莫里最近在节目中放了一段你的脱口秀 but Murray played a clip of your stand-up on the show recently
☎ 那期节目观众的反响十分热烈 and we've gotten an amazing response from our viewers.
☎ 莫里先生让我给你打个电话看你是否有... And Mr. Murray asked me to give you a call and see if you're...
你是谁 Who is this?
☎ 哦 嗨 我是雪莉 伍兹 Oh. Hi, this is Shirley Woods.
☎ 是 与莫里富兰克林同行 节目的工作人员 I'm the show-booker from Live With Murray Franklin.
☎ 你是亚瑟吗 Is this Arthur?
我是 Yes.
☎ 嗨 亚瑟 正如我之前说的 Hi, Arthur. Well, and as I was saying,
☎ 我们那期节目收到了许多观众回复 反响十分热烈 we've gotten a lot of calls about your clip, amazing responses.
☎ 然后 莫里想让我联系你 And, Murray asked if I would reach out to you
☎ 问你是否愿意来当节目嘉宾 to see if you would come on as his guest.
莫里想让我上莫里富兰克林秀吗 Murray wants me to come on the Murray Franklin show?
☎ 是啊 很棒不是吗 Yeah. Isn't that great?
☎ 他很乐意跟你谈谈 或许能让你表演一段 He'd love to talk to you, maybe do some of your act.
☎ 你觉得好吗 Does that sound good to you?
是啊 听起来不错 Yeah, that's sounds great.
☎ 我们现在能约个时间吗 Can we set up a date right now?
☎ 你下周四有空吗 Are you available next Thursday?
嘿 Hey.
喔 哥们 Wooh. Man.
让你久等了 哥们 Sorry about that, my man.
我们所有10年和10年以上的档案都存在地下室里 All our records that are 10 years or older are stored in the basement
然后你想找的是30年前的事儿 所以 and you're talking about something' 30 years ago, so.
我能问你个问题么 Can I ask you a question?
问吧 Sure.
怎么会有人来这儿 How does someone wind up in here?
他们都... Have they all...
犯罪了吗 All the people committed crimes?
哦 是啊 有人犯了 Oh, yeah. Some have.
有人只是疯了 对自己或他人构成了威胁 Some are just crazy and pose a danger to themselves or others.
还有一些人只是无家可归 Some just got nowhere else to go.
所以不知道该怎么办 你明白吗 Don't know what to do, you know?
是啊 我明白 哥们 Yeah, I hear you, brother.
有时候 我也不知道该怎么办 Sometimes, I don't know what to do.
上次我弄死了几个人 Last time I ended up taking it out on some people.
我以为这事儿会让我内疚 结果还真没有 I thought it was gonna bother me but, it really hasn't.
什么玩意儿 What's that?
我搞砸了 I fucked up.
干了点坏事儿 I've done some bad shit.
额... Um...
你知道我在说什么 You know what I'm talking about.
每天开开心心实在是 It's so hard just to try and be
太难了 happy all the time.
嘿 额 听我说 哥们 Hey, um, listen, man...
我只是个行政助理 I'm just an administrative assistant.
一个文员 你知道的 我只负责把文件归档 Like a clerk, you know. All I do is file paperwork,
我不知道该和你说什么 I don't know what to tell you,
但你应该去看看了 but you should see somebody.
他们有这种项目 They have programs,
类似市政服务的这种 city services, stuff like that.
哦 是啊 Oh, yeah.
他们把这些都砍掉了 They cut all those.
好了 找到了 All right. Here it is.
弗莱克 佩妮 弗莱克 我来看看 Fleck. Penny Fleck. I see.
诊断医生是本杰明 斯托纳... Diagnosed by Dr. Benjamin Stoner...
哦 病人患有 Oh, the patient suffers from
妄想性精神病 delusional psychosis
以及自恋型人格障碍... and narcissistic personality disorder... hm.
被判有危害子女健康与安全的 Was found guilty of endangering the welfare
罪名 of her own child...
怎么了 What?
你说她是你妈妈 You said she's your mother?
抱歉 哥们 我说过我不能把档案给你 I'm sorry, man. Like I said, I can't release these records, you know,
除非你有走流程 否则我会有麻烦的 without the proper forms. I... I could get in trouble.
如果把你妈妈带来签字的话 就会简单许多 Look, if you wanna bring your mom in here to sign, that would be much easier,
但是 我不能...我不能在没有签字的情况下给你 明白吗 but, I can't... I can't let this go without a signature, okay?
很抱歉 I'm sorry.
住手 No, man!
放手 哥们 给我拿来 Come on, man! Give it to me!
嘿 Hey! Hey!
哥谭市卫生局
虐待或忽视的检查报告
医院精神科 精神病史及评估
佩妮 弗莱克
极端怪异行为
身体虐待
儿童领养申请 哥谭市卫生局 监护协议
我们谈过了 佩妮 We went over this, Penny.
你收养了他 You adopted him.
… the Full Names of Each of Your Children 你的每个孩子的全名
这儿有所有的证明文件 We have all the paperwork right here.
这不是真的 That's not true.
Unknown (child was abandoned) 无名（被遗弃的孩子）
托马斯把这些都编好了 Thomas had them all made up,
这是我俩的秘密 so it stayed our secret.
你一直在袖手旁观 You also stood by
任由你的男友屡次虐待 as one of your boyfriends repeatedly abused
你的养子 your adopted son
以及殴打你 and battered you.
佩妮 Penny,
你儿子被发现绑在暖气片上 your son was found tied to a radiator
就在你的公寓里 in your filthy apartment,
营养不良 伤痕遍布全身 malnourished, with multiple bruises across his body
头部严重创伤 and severe trauma to his head.
我从没听过他哭 I never heard him crying.
他总是一个快乐的小男孩 He's always been such a happy little boy.
嘘...该睡觉了 Shh... it's time for bed.
哎呦我去 Oh, my god!
你在这儿干嘛 What are you doing in here?
你走错房间了 You're in the wrong apartment.
你叫亚瑟 对吧 Your name is Arthur, right?
你住在走廊尽头 You live down the hall.
我需要你离开 I really need you to leave.
我的女儿在另一个房间睡觉 My little girl is sleeping in the other room.
求你了 Please.
我今天糟透了 I've had a bad day.
要我给谁打电话吗 你妈妈在家吗 Can I call someone? Is your mother home?
嗨 佩妮 Hi, Penny.
佩妮 弗莱克 Penny Fleck.
我一直痛恨那个名字 I always hated that name.
你曾经跟我说 You know, you used to tell me
我的大笑是一种病 that my laugh was a condition,
是我身体出了问题 that there are something wrong with me.
其实不是 There isn't.
那才是真正的我 That's the real me.
笑...笑 Ha... appy
笑笑 "Happy".
有趣啊 Funny.
我可笑不出来 I haven't been happy
在我这操蛋的人生里 for one minute of my entire fucking life.
你知道什么才有趣么 You know what's funny?
你知道什么才能让我笑么 You know what really makes me laugh?
我曾认为我的生活是一场悲剧 I used to think that my life was a tragedy,
但我现在意识到 那是他妈的喜剧 but now I realize that's a fucking comedy.
一位非常优秀的演员 A very fine actor.
他拍了一部叫做 美国花花公子 的电影 He's got a new movie called 'American Playboy',
本周即将全国上映 让我们热烈欢迎 opening this week across the country. Will you please welcome
我们的好朋友 伊桑 切斯 a good friend of the show, Mr. Ethan Chase.
很高兴见到你 伊桑 今天也很帅啊 Good to see you, Ethan. You looking great.
谢谢啊 你看起来也不赖嘛 Thank you very much. You look good yourself.
啊 还好吧 Ah, can't complain.
嗨 莫里 非常感谢你邀... Hi, Murray, Thank so much for having...
嗨 莫里 Hey, Murray.
非常感谢你邀请我来参加节目 Thank you so much for having me on the show.
这是我毕生的梦想 It's been a lifetime dream of mine.
我现在很紧张 I'm nervous right now.
-什么 -没错 - What? - I am.
嘿 莫里 我是个... Hey, Murray. I've been a...
这是... That's...
抱歉 你刚说啥 I'm sorry, what's that?
哦 那挺有意思的 莫里 Oh, that's really funny, Murray.
你知道的 我也是个喜剧演员 You know, I'm also a comedian.
你想听个笑话吗 Would you like to hear a joke?
是吗 你们都想听 Yeah? All of you?
那好 Okay.
当当当 Knock. Knock-knock.
当当 Knock-knock.
♪ That's life (that's life), that's what all the people say 这就是生活，这就是人们口中的生活
♪ You're ridin' high in April, shot down in May 你昨天还春风得意，今天就一败涂地
♪ But I know I'm gonna change that tune 但我知道，我会改变这种规律
♪ When I'm back on top, back on top in June 我会在明天重整旗鼓
♪ I said that's life (that's life), and as funny as it may seem 这就是生活啊，尽管听着滑稽
♪ Some people get their kicks stompin' on a dream 有些人就是喜欢践踏别人的梦想
♪ But I don't let it, let it get me down 但我不会被他们打倒
♪ 'cause this fine old world, it keeps spinnin' around 因为在这个世界，无论发生什么，太阳每天都照常升起
♪ I've been a puppet, a pauper, a pirate, a poet, a pawn and a king 我尝试过各种人生，酸甜苦辣
♪ I've been up and down and over and out and I know one thing 我经历过起起伏伏，所以知道
♪ Each time I find myself flat on my face 每一次跌倒
♪ I pick myself up and get back in the race 我都会爬起来，继续为生活努力
♪ That's life (that's life), I tell you I can't deny it 生活就是这样啊，我没法否认这样的事实
来了 Coming!
嗨 亚瑟 Hey, Arthur.
最近咋样啊 How's it going?
嘿 伙计们 Oh, hi, guys.
请进 Come on in.
你 呃 找到新工作了吗 Did you, uh, get a new gig?
没呢 No.
哦，那你肯定是要去参加市政厅那个集会了 Oh, you must be going down to that rally at City Hall.
我听说会很疯狂的 I hear It's gonna be nuts.
是今天吗 Is it today?
是啊 Yeah.
不然你化妆干嘛 What's with the make-up, then?
我妈死了 My mom died.
我庆祝一下 I'm celebrating.
是啊 我们听说了 所以我们才来 Right. Uh.. we heard. That's... That's why we came by. Figured...
呃 觉得你可能需要人来安慰 uh, you could use some cheering up.
哦 真贴心 Oh, that's sweet.
但是 用不着 But, no.
我好着呢 I feel good.
我不再吃药了 I stopped taking my medication.
现在感觉好多了 I feel lot better now.
哦 好吧 Oh, okay.
那就好 Well, good for you.
那么 额 不知道你有没有听说... So, hey, listen. Uh, I don't know if you're heard, but..
条子去过店里好几次了 The cops had been calling around the shop
向大家打听 talking all the guys about
那起地铁杀人案 those subway murders.
他们没问我啊 They didn't talk to me.
那是因为嫌犯是个正常身高的人 That's because the suspect was a regular sized person.
如果是特么的侏儒你早就进去了 If it was a fucking midget you'd be in jail right now.
总之 额...霍伊特说... Anyway, um... Hoyt said that, um...
他们和你谈过了 they talked to you and
现在他们正在找我 now they're looking for me...
我只是想知道你都说了点啥 I just want to know what you said.
以便确保我们的说法一致 Make sure our stories line up,
-毕竟我一直...呃 -是啊 - seeing as, um... - Yeah.
-把你当我老弟 -是啊 You're my boy and, uh - Yeah,
-这很不错 -你懂我意思吗 - it makes lot of sense, - you know what I mean?
谢谢你 兰德尔 非常感谢 Thank you, Randall. Thank you so much.
我只是想... I just wanna...
天呐 Oh, god!
不 No!
什么鬼 What?
不要啊 No!
你为啥要这样啊 Why would you do that?
你看莫里 富兰克林秀吗 Do you watch Murray Franklin show?
看 Yeah.
我今晚会上的 I'll be on it tonight.
真他么疯狂啊 不是么 It's fucking crazy 'innit?
我要上电视 Me on a telly.
你到底咋了 亚瑟 What the fuck, Arthur?
咋了 What?
咋 What?
没事儿 加里 It's okay, Garry.
你走吧 You can go.
我不想伤害你 I'm not gonna hurt you.
别看了 快走 Don't look. Just go.
哦 靠 Oh, fuck.
-嘿 亚瑟 -嗯 - H...Hey Arthur? - Yeah?
亚瑟 你能把锁...打开吗 Arthur, can you get... the lock?
哦 Oh!
该死 Shit.
没事的 加里 It's alright, Garry.
-加里 -嗯 - Garry? - Yeah?
你是唯一一个对我不错的人 You're the only one that's ever been nice to me.
快走吧 Get out of here.
嘿 亚瑟 我们得谈谈 Hey, Arthur! We need to talk!
嘿 停下 亚瑟 Hey, stop, Arthur!
亚瑟 Arthur!
-你特么的... -嘿 让开 - You fucking... - Hey, out of the way!
快跑 Move!
亚瑟 Arthur!
嘿 - Hey! - Hey!
亚瑟 停下 Arthur, stop!
快追 Go! Go!
车门关闭 远离车门 Stand clear of the closing doors.
快上车 Hold that train!
上车 Hold it!
快特么开门 Open the fucking door!
让开 让开 Get out! Get out!
下一站... Next stop...
-嘿 混蛋 -长点眼 - Hey, asshole! - Better watch it!
蹲下 立刻 Stand down! Now!
警察 蹲下 Police! Stand down!
蹲下 Stand down!
-嘿 你他妈干嘛 -哦 - Hey, what the fuck? - Oh!
不要打架 我是警察 警察 Stop fighting! Police! Police!
趴下 都他妈趴下 Get down! Get the fuck down!
警察 趴下 都他妈趴下 Police, get down! Get the fuck down!
这尼玛 What the...?
亚瑟 Arthur!
嘿 Hey!
我去 不 God, no!
今晚火车上有两名警官遭到了人们的暴力反抗 Two officer on the train were violently confronted by the crowd tonight
该事件发生于哥谭市中心 and they're in serious but stable condition at Gotham Metropolitan.
现在我们将连线前方记者考特妮 韦瑟斯 We're going live now to co-anchor Courtney Weathers
她正在贝德福德公园站外 who's standing by outside the Bedford park station
枪击事件发生地附近 near where the shooting took place.
考特妮 那边情况如何 Courtney, what's the scene there?
-莫里 -嘿 嘿 嘿 - Murray! - Hey, hey, hey!
-是富兰克林先生 -哦 得了吧 吉恩 - It's "Mr. Franklin!". - Oh, come on, Gene.
别整那没用的 That's all bullshit.
谢谢 莫里 Thank you, Murray.
我觉得我很了解你 I feel like I know you.
我一直都有看你的节目 I've been watching you forever.
谢谢 Thank you.
你这脸是怎么回事 What's with the face?
难不成你也是反抗分子 That mean that you we're part of the protest?
不 不 No. No.
不 我可不信那玩意 No, I don't believe in any of that.
我什么都不信 I don't believe in anything.
我只是觉得这有助于我表演 I just thought it would be good for my act.
有助于你表演 难道你不知道地铁那边的事儿 For your act? Didn't you hear what happened on the subway?
-有个小丑被杀了 -他知道的- - Some clown got killed. - He's aware of that, yeah.
不 我不知道 No, I haven't heard.
-是么 看 这就是我想说的 - Yeah? - You see, this is what I'm telling you.
如果你让这货上台观众们都会发疯的 The audience is gonna go crazy if you put this guy on.
或者...可以播一段 不用全播 Maybe... maybe for a bit, but not a whole segment.
吉恩 可以的 应该没事儿的 Gene, It's gonna work. It's gonna work.
那我们照你说的办 We're gonna go with it.
谢谢你 莫里 Thank you, Murray.
不过可有几条规则 Couple of rules though:
不能有脏话 不能有种族歧视 No cursing, no off-color material,
我们是个老少皆宜的节目 懂吗 we do a clean show, okay?
你在莎莉医生之后上场 You go on right after Dr. Sally.
-我喜欢莎莉医生 -不错 - I love Dr. Sally. - Good! Good, good.
好了 等下会有人来接应你 明白吗 Well, someone will come and get you, okay?
明白 Okay.
完美 Perfect.
-祝你好运 -谢了 莫里 - Good luck. - Thanks, Murray.
好 Okay.
嘿 莫里...有件小事 Hey, Murray... one small thing.
-什么事 -当你带我出场时 - Yeah? - When you bring me out
你可以介绍我为 小丑 吗 can you introduce me as "Joker"?
你的真名怎么了 What's wrong with your real name?
你之前在节目里这么称我 That's what you called me on the show.
一个小丑 A Joker.
还记得么 Do you remember?
-有吗 -我不知道 - Did I? - Yeah, I don't know.
好吧 就按你说的 那就小丑吧 Well, if you say so, kid, you know, joker it is.
-就这样吧 -谢谢你 莫里 - It's good. - Thanks, Murray.
我可以试试 但我不确定我老婆会让我这么干 I would try it, you know, but I'm not sure my wife would let me do it.
或许我下一任妻子会吧 Maybe my next wife.
你得亲眼看看我们下一位嘉宾 You got to see our next guest for yourself.
我确信这哥们需要个医生 I'm pretty sure this guy can use a doctor.
哦 他有性功能障碍吗 Oh, does he have a sexual problem?
他看起来就有很多障碍 He looks like he's got a lot of problems.
好了 让我们再最后放一次那个片段 Alright, Let's show that clip one last time.
我小时候讨厌上学 I hated school as a kid.
但我妈妈经常说 But my mother would always say,
你应该好好享受 "You should enjoy it.
总有一天你要靠工作来养活自己 One day you'll have to work for a living."
不我不会的 妈妈 我要当一个喜剧演员 "No I won't, Ma. I'm gonna be a comedian!"
好的 Okay,
想必你们已经看过了我们下一位嘉宾的视频 you may have seen that clip of our next guest.
现在 趁他出场前 我有话要说 Now, before he comes out, I just want to say
我们都为今晚发生的事而感到心痛 that we're all heartbroken about what's going on in the city tonight.
但 这却是他想要的出场方式 But, this is how he wanted to come out.
老实说 我想我们大家都应该大笑一场 And, honestly, I think we could all use a good laugh.
下面有请 小丑 So, please welcome "Joker".
你还好吗 医生 Are you alright, doctor?
好吧 这可...有点意思哈 Well, that was... quite an interest.
你还好吗 You okay?
哦 还好 Oh, yeah.
这和我想象的一模一样 This is exactly how I imagined it.
好吧 这跟我想的可不一样 Well, that makes one of us.
那么 能和我们讲讲你这身行头么 So, can you tell us about this look?
我们之前聊的时候 你提到 When we spoke earlier, you mentioned
这身打扮不是你的政治态度 对吗 that this look is not a political statement, is that right?
没错 莫里 我不关心政治 That's right, Murray. I'm not political.
我只想让大家开怀大笑 I'm just trying to make people laugh.
那么如愿了吗 And how's that goin' for ya?
好了 那么我知道你也是个喜剧演员 It's alright. It's alright. So, I know you're a comedian.
你准备了什么新段子吗 Have you been working on any new material?
能给我们来一段么 You want to tell us a joke?
好啊 Yeah?
好 Okay.
他有个本子 He's got a book.
一个笑话本 A book of jokes.
我只希望我的死亡能比我的人生更有价值
慢慢来 我们有一整晚时间 Take your time. We go all night.
好了 好了 这有一个 Okay. Okay. Here's one.
当当 Knock-knock.
就这你还得看一下 And you had to look that up?
我想把它讲好 I wanted to get it right.
当当 Knock-knock.
是谁啊 Who's there?
是警察 女士 It's the Police, ma'am.
你孩子被一个酒驾司机撞了 Your son has been hit by a drunk driver.
他死了 He's dead.
哦 不不不 Oh, no, no, no!
你不能拿它当个笑话 No, you cannot joke about that.
没错 这一点也不好笑 亚瑟 Yeah, that's not funny, Arthur.
我们节目可不讲这种笑话 That's not the kind of humor we do on this show.
好的 我很...对 我很抱歉 Okay, I'm s... Yeah, I'm sorry.
只是 你知道的 It's just, you know,
这几周糟透了 莫里 it's been a rough few weeks, Murray,
自从我 ever since I
杀了那三个金融街的家伙 killed those three wall-street guys.
好的 我在等你的包袱 Okay. I'm waiting for the punchline.
没有包袱 There is no punchline.
这不是玩笑 It's not a joke.
你是认真的 对吗 You're serious, aren't you?
你说你在地铁里杀了那几个年轻人 You're telling us you killed those three young men on the subway?
-嗯哼 -我们为什么要相信你 - M-hm. - And why should we believe you?
我没什么可失去的了 I've got nothing left to lose.
没什么能再伤害我了 Nothing can hurt me anymore.
我的生活不过是一出喜剧 My life is nothing but a comedy.
那我直说吧 你觉得杀那些人很有趣吗 Let me get this straight, you think that killing those guys is funny?
是的 I do.
我已经厌倦了心口不一 And I'm tired of pretending it's not.
喜剧是主观的 莫里 Comedy is subjective, Murray.
他们不都这么说吗 Isn't that what they say?
诸位 这个体制 All of you, the system that knows so much,
让你们决定是非对错 you decide what's right or wrong
和让你们决定什么有趣与否 the same way that you decide what's funny...
是一样的 or not.
把他赶走 Get him off!
好吧 我...我认为 Well, okay, I... I think
我或许可以理解你 I might understand that you
这么做是为了发起一场运动 did this to start a movement,
成为标志性人物 to become a symbol.
别闹了 莫里 Come on, Murray,
我看起来像是那种会发起运动的小丑吗 do I look like the kind of a clown that could start a movement?
我之所以杀了那几个人是因为他们是人渣 I killed those guys because they were awful.
现如今人人都是人渣 Everybody's awful these days.
这足以令人发狂 It's enough to make anyone crazy.
好吧 就这样 你疯了 这就是你 Okay. So that's it, you're crazy. That's your defense
为杀死那三个年轻人所说的辩词么 for killing three young men?
不 Nah.
他们连首歌都唱不好 They couldn't carry a tune to save their lives.
哦 为什么大家都为那几个家伙难过 Oh! Why is everybody so upset about these guys?
如果是我死在了人行道上 你们只会从我身上迈过去 If it was me dying on the side-walk, you'd walk right over me.
我每天与你擦肩而过可你理都不理 但是那些家伙 I pass you everyday and you don't notice me! but these guys,
怎么着 就因为托马斯 韦恩在电视里为他们哭哭啼啼的么 what, because Thomas Wayne went and cried about them on TV?
那么 你也对托马斯 韦恩有意见 Well, you have a problem with Thomas Wayne, too?
是啊 当然有 Yes, I do.
你见到外面是什么样了吗 莫里 Have you seen what it's like out there, Murray?
你离开过你的工作室吗 Do you ever actually leave the studio?
每个人都在对彼此大吼大叫 Everybody just yells and screams at each other.
没人再遵纪守法 Nobody's civil anymore!
也没人会为他人着想 Nobody thinks what it's like to be the other guy.
你觉得托马斯 韦恩那种人 You think men like Thomas Wayne
有为我这样的人想过么 ever think what it's like to be someone like me?
有为除自己以外的其他人想过吗 没有 To be somebody but themselves? They don't.
他们以为我们会乖乖坐那等着人来喂 They think that we'll just sit there and take it
像个乖小孩一样 like good little boys!
而不会像狼人一样暴走 That we won't werewolf and go wild.
你讲完了吗 You finished?
我想说 你这是在自怨自艾 亚瑟 I mean, there is so much self-pity, Arthur.
听着像是你为杀死那些年轻人找借口 You sound like you're making excuses for killing those young men.
不是每个人 我告诉你 不是每个人都是人渣 Not everybody- and I'll tell you this- not everyone is awful.
-你就是个人渣 莫里 -我么 - But you're awful, Murray. - Me?
我是人渣 哦 是么 我怎么就人渣了 I'm awful? Oh, yeah? How am I awful?
放我的视频 Playing my video,
邀我来节目 inviting me on the show...
你只是想嘲笑我罢了 You just wanted to make fun of me.
你和其他人没啥两样 You're just like the rest of 'em.
你根本就不了解我 伙计 You don't know the first thing about me, pal.
看看你的所作所为引发了什么后果 Look what happened because of what you did, what it led to.
外面暴乱不止 There are riots out there.
两名警员情况危急 而你还在这儿笑 Two policemen are in critical condition and you're laughing.
你只会笑 今天有人被杀了 You're laughing. Someone was killed today
都是因为你干的好事 because of what you did.
我知道 I know.
再来讲个笑话怎么样 莫里 How about a another joke, Murray?
不 我想我们已经受够了你的玩笑 No, I think we got enough of your jokes.
-当你把... -别说了 - What do you get.. - I don't think so.
当你把一个孤独的精神病患者交给这个 When you cross a mentally-ill loner with a society
像垃圾一样抛弃他的社会后会怎么样 that abandons him and treats him like trash?
报警 吉恩 Call the police, Gene.
-我来告诉你会怎样 -报警 - I'll tell you what you get. - Call the police!
这是你他妈应得的 You get what you fucking deserve!
晚安 要永远铭记今晚 Good night. And always remember.
那是... That's...
▊突发新闻 Breaking news.
▊知名脱口秀节目主持人莫里富兰克林 Popular TV talk show host Murray Franklin was
▊今晚在节目现场被他的嘉宾射杀 shot dead tonight on the live telecast of his program by one of his guests.
▊一个被富兰克林称为小丑的男子目前被警方逮捕... The man who was introduced by Franklin as "Joker" is currently under arrest...
▊警察正把戴着手铐的嫌犯带出演播室 The police led the suspect handcuffed out of the studio...
▊-当询问他做了什么时 -只不过是一个笑话的包袱... - when asking him what he did.. - Merely just a punchline to a joke...
▊-还想再听一个笑话么 -我想不必了 - Would you like another joke? - I don't think so.
社会抛弃了他 视之为草芥 With the society that abandons him and treats him like trash.
▊如果我死在人行道上 你会从我尸体上跨过去 If it was me dying on the side-walk, you'd walk right over me!
▊对于所有这些被社会所忽视的人 To all of those who have been ignored by the system...
▊如你所见 哥谭正在熊熊燃烧 and as you can see, Gotham is burning...
别笑了你这个疯子 这可不好笑 Stop laughing you freak. This isn't funny.
因为你我们他妈的整座城都烧着了 We have the whole fucking city's on fire because of what you did.
所有单位 火灾警报 在北部 All units, fire reported. North of ally.
我知道 I know.
这很美对么 Isn't it beautiful?
我们去那边 Let's go over there.
嘿 韦恩 Hey, Wayne.
这是你他妈应得的 You get what you fucking deserve.
不 伙计 No, pal!
小丑 Joker!
什么这么好笑 What's so funny?
我只是... I just think...
只是想到了一个笑话 just thinking of this joke.
可以跟我讲讲吗 You wanna tell it to me?
你听不懂的 You wouldn't get it.
♪ I said that's life (that's life), and as funny as it may seem 这就是生活啊，尽管听着滑稽
♪ Some people get their kicks stompin' on a dream 有些人就是喜欢践踏别人的梦想
♪ But I don't let it, let it get me down 但我不会被他们打倒
♪ 'cause this fine old world, it keeps spinnin' around 因为在这个世界，无论发生什么，太阳每天都照常升起
♪ I've been a puppet, a pauper, a pirate, a poet, a pawn and a king 我尝试过各种人生，酸甜苦辣
♪ I've been up and down and over and out and I know one thing 我经历过起起伏伏，所以知道
♪ Each time I find myself flat on my face 每一次跌倒
♪ I just pick myself up and get back in the race 我都会爬起来，继续为生活努力
♪ That's life (that's life), I tell you I can't deny it 生活就是这样啊，我没法否认这样的事实
♪ Many times I thought of cuttin' out but my heart won't buy it 我多少次想过要放弃，但内心就是不妥协
♪ But if there's nothin' shakin' come this here July 但如果生活真的没有丝毫波澜
♪ I'm gonna roll myself up in a big ball a-and die 那我宁愿早点过完这一生